A Special Date

Looking forward to Tuesday for a Special Date

With my friend and frequent roommate

No its not for drinks and dinner

Even though that would be a winner

Neither is it to a movie

Knowing that would be mighty groovy

Surprise, it's a colonoscopy date

Because at our age, this is our fate

Off to Queens Hospital Outpatient Surgery Suite

Think it's located on Punch"bowl" Street

Together we will take some pleasure 

Of course with measure

While the Gastroenterologist 

Looks for the treasure

Adenomas, polyps, other growths or cancers

Anything that may grow in these adult dancers

But first we will need to purge

The laxative solution will turn on the urge

The laxative solution is decent I can divulge

Not like Go Litely, that terrible sludge 

To keep our bowels free of bulk

We will sit together starving, pooping

While trying not to sulk

Jello, consume, popsicles and tea
Nothing RED for the Doc to see
Just clear liquids before the colon - scope
After, steak and salad I do hope

We want our bowels nice and clean

The cleanest bowels he has ever seen

Then Fentanyl and Versed will be injected

 Our worries will magically be rejected

Even when our derrieres' are inspected

We can share the Solution

Minus the dilution
With little intrusion

To reduce the pollution

My turn is first

She goes next

We have followed word for word

What is written in the text

Into the anus, the snake will travel

We wish for the large bowl to passively unravel 

We feel confident that it will
To make it happen
We will lie still
But if it no can happen, huh!

We will reject the Doctor's bill

The colonoscopy is something we must eventually do

Everyone over 50
Even you

But its much more fun if you do it together

You will always remember this date

Forever and forever!